There's a lot of baseball here. And animals. And other things. But mostly baseball.

 

Maybe tomorrow, well all wear 42, so they won’t tell us apart.”

(Source: martinfreemanism)

cinderellafellajoe:

Yes, baseball is really back. And how? You see these players goofing off @ their dugout before their game starts and in between plays.

LOL, Detroit Tigers! Turn down for WHAT?! xD

(Video Source: www.instagram.com/tigers)

The hug that morphs into dancing in the left hand corner is my favorite.

The rest of us Brandons who also have beards are doing this to honor the Brandon history. Pagan, with his beard, is clearly honoring his Brandon-ness. Posey has not yet matured enough for a beard. He’s still a Baby Brandon.

Hunter Pence, pinch blogging (via hittingbombsinmccovey)

conkersradfurday:

jesus christ how pissed does this rugged motherfucker look like “yeah I broke the fucking rules what about it”

conkersradfurday:

jesus christ how pissed does this rugged motherfucker look like “yeah I broke the fucking rules what about it”

lincecumownsmyheart:

Different angles, same blind ass umps

(Photos by Stacie Scott/The Republic)

Angry Cain.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Original Ideas for the Choomongous
The Texas Rangers are the Steve Jobs of the baseball food world—constantly innovating and providing the world something they didn’t realize they desperately needed. 
And so, enter the Choomongous, a “24-inch Asian beef sandwich with spicy slaw on the bun.” But the Choomongous didn’t just happen, it required hours of hard work to be discovered. 
These were their original ideas:
You’re Going to Need a Bigger Beltre: A three pound open-faced burger with no toppings. Adrian Beltre doesn’t like things touching the top of his head either. 
Elvis Andrus’ Elvish Treats: For only $95, a variety of otherworldly treats will be brought by your seat every inning. Also, each will be topped with a bacon glaze. 
The Lie Down and Nap in Our Neal Cotts: For $60, you will begin consuming a 75-inch hot dog, loaded down with bacon, pulled pork, and pork candy. If you finish, you will be escorted to a hospital bed. 
Texas Eggs Benedict with Derek Hollandaise: Seven poached eggs, an entire package of Thomas’ English Muffins, and in place of Canadian Bacon, pure 100% Nolan Ryan smoked beef, all topped in a lemony hollandaise sauce mixed by Derek Holland himself. Served during weekend day games only. 
Graze the Fielder: For $39.99, you’ll get the boomin’ sampler pack of bacon, hot dogs, hamburgers, barbecue sandwiches, and french fries, all stuffed into a sack and topped with thousand island dressing. 
The Mitch Moreland: Double the size of any of the previously listed meals for only $11.99!

(Photo by @espn_durrett)

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Original Ideas for the Choomongous

The Texas Rangers are the Steve Jobs of the baseball food world—constantly innovating and providing the world something they didn’t realize they desperately needed. 

And so, enter the Choomongous, a “24-inch Asian beef sandwich with spicy slaw on the bun.” But the Choomongous didn’t just happen, it required hours of hard work to be discovered. 

These were their original ideas:

You’re Going to Need a Bigger Beltre: A three pound open-faced burger with no toppings. Adrian Beltre doesn’t like things touching the top of his head either. 

Elvis Andrus’ Elvish Treats: For only $95, a variety of otherworldly treats will be brought by your seat every inning. Also, each will be topped with a bacon glaze. 

The Lie Down and Nap in Our Neal Cotts: For $60, you will begin consuming a 75-inch hot dog, loaded down with bacon, pulled pork, and pork candy. If you finish, you will be escorted to a hospital bed. 

Texas Eggs Benedict with Derek Hollandaise: Seven poached eggs, an entire package of Thomas’ English Muffins, and in place of Canadian Bacon, pure 100% Nolan Ryan smoked beef, all topped in a lemony hollandaise sauce mixed by Derek Holland himself. Served during weekend day games only. 

Graze the Fielder: For $39.99, you’ll get the boomin’ sampler pack of bacon, hot dogs, hamburgers, barbecue sandwiches, and french fries, all stuffed into a sack and topped with thousand island dressing. 

The Mitch Moreland: Double the size of any of the previously listed meals for only $11.99!

(Photo by @espn_durrett)

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job